Time to steal another What I've Learned. This month we're ripping off Joan Jett, a feat that many others have been doing for decades, so I don't feel so bad about it.

There's this thing... about talking to people and helping them work out their problems. Time just flies, even if they rattle on endlessly about stuff that should be boring. If I could ( Read more... )

Stealing another What I've Learned. This time, from Vince Young.

The kids in my neighborhood... were almost all about my age. And by "my neighborhood" I mean the ten or 12 houses that were on the four mile stretch of road I lived on. Given that ratio of space to people, it's kind of funny that most of the kids were my age.

It's hard... going to ( Read more... )

What I've Learned once again. Fun fact - Christopher Walken only refers to himself as Chris. The fact everyone else insists on Christopher means something that I'm sure isn't lost on him.

Morning is... lost on me. I can't sleep much past 8am even on the weekends anymore, even if I've been (for pure example) out drinking till 3am with people from out ( Read more... )

One of these days I'll get back to posting shit about my life but for now, another Esquire What I've Learned hackjob. This month, the American Man, as seen in snippets from several interviews of men over the past few years, with me taking over after a few words.

Fear is... the greatest motivator. Someone can truly want something but may never ( Read more... )

Haven't done this in awhile. My Esquire came in and lo and behold, the What I've Learned this month is ... Sarah Palin. I used to take these and chop up the first bit of the sentence and finish the rest myself just because it was interesting to see what happened. As a side note, Sarah ( Read more... )

Life can suck sometimes, but I think I'm done being bitter about it for the time being. The last week has just really sucked with pretty fucking bottomless lows, but I'm pretty well over with the whining ( Read more... )